December 2011
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, but only one is allowed in public.
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're a multicultural bastard.
“Can I have some water, por favor?”
You know you are a part of the Nintendo generation when your first instinct with broken electronics is to blow into them and hope for the best. →
goo.gl
While everyone else is like
You’re just like, “Hold up bitches, I got this.”
And you come at that thing like
Then if it actually works you’re like
But if it doesn’t you’re like
When you want to show someone a song but you forget the title of it so they tell you to sing it instead..
But you’re like, “No that’s embarrassing!”
When you're angry as fuck and someone tries to talk to you.
here is a judgemental lamp
When you reblog a "send me messages" post, and your followers only reblog it instead of actually asking you things.
(submitted by fentonworks)
That awkward moment when you try to tell someone in real life about something funny you saw on tumblr.
and they just stare at you like this:
i do this all the time ! lmaoo
and I just have to sit there like “I guess it’s a tumblr thing…”
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone's house and you don't like their cooking
Studying 5 minutes before a test
Little girls wish for barbie dolls and little boys wish for cars, but when they grow up, the trade wishes
